2. Are you male, female, or undecided?
Male
Female
Undecided

3. How much money do you have?
None
A little, for a rainy day
Tons

4. Do you laugh at what other people consider sick?
Never
Only when it's really funny
Allways

5. How many middle names do you have?
None I know of
One middle name
More than one middle name

6. My favorite band is:
The Eagles
Yoko Ono
Dic Scene

7. What is your favorite breakfast beverage?
Coke
Milk
Scotch

8. I think most people are:
Stupid
As smart as I am
Smarter than me

9. Most people think I'm:
Stupid
As smart as they are
Smarter than them

10. I have:
A job
A hobby
Large sexual organs