And now something NEW!
Yes, it's a guitar album. Some of you know Ian's been teaching guitar for 25 years. He MUST know what he's doing by now. This collection of songs ranges from bare-bones arena rock to that really fast twiddly sounding tecno guitar stuff. Grooves from ABBA to Zappa. Cool shit.
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Samples from "Asshole" AND "Places To Avoid" as well!
Places To Avoid
For the finest in new and disturbing music
This classic has been re-mastered
for your enjoyment
These "Places To Avoid" were realized with
the "CALCUMUSITRON 2000" the newest
music computer workstation from
CALCUMUSITRON
What makes the CALCUMUSITRON 2000 so great?
People!...In fact the CALCUMISITRON uses up to 84% real human
tissue in it's BIOTRONIC rom memory cells. Only the binder fluid
is made from dolphin brain tissue. The BIOTRONIC rom engine
can process 400 trillion data streams at once,
and can build it's own web pages.
There are 28 titles on this disk...
Something for everyone!
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For those of you that read small print, here is a
bonus bit of info: Ian is behind all of this...
It's all him and none of these other bands are real.
Most peole don't know that.
